AISubs v3.7
I thought you didn't like it.
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
Do you watch sports?
I like watching sports and I have a contract with Scarfard.
Sometimes, there are rules like "what is this term?"
That's right.
We don't know what kind of sports we will do in the future, so we should know the terms of all sports for now.
But there is a problem here.
This guy is bad.
I don't know about baseball or soccer.
I don't know about sports at all.
That's enough for a game.
I don't know about sports at all.
So, I want you to know the terms of all sports.
That's our plan for today.
We will tell you the terms of all four sports.
So, just listen to the terms of all sports and guess what kind of rules we will use.
Let's get started.
Yes!
The first term is "baseball".
I know what "baseball" is.
Don't underestimate me.
The rules of "baseball" are "touch up".
The three of us will do it.
What is "touch up"?
Really?
Wait, I've heard of it.
I know what it is.
I've played baseball before.
I know what it is.
I've done "touch up" once in my life.
Okay, let's do it.
You can put it back.
If Toshibitsu catches the ball and I catch it, you will do a three-way run.
Okay, I will do a three-way run.
If it's not a two-out, I will hit you with a flying bat.
As soon as Toshibitsu catches the ball, you will hit me with a flying bat.
That's "touch up".
What do you think?
Okay, let's do it.
Can we do it?
Let's do it.
Ouch!
Toshibitsu!
I'm sorry!
Ouch!
I hit you by accident.
That was close!
Is it correct?
It was correct, but it was a hit.
Really?
I can't say it's correct.
What?
It's all about technique.
Okay, let's do the second one.
The second one is "sakkai".
Oh, no!
It's "offside trap".
Wait! I don't know anything about "offside" yet!
- If we know what "offside" is, we can set up a trap, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Offside trap
I know what "offside trap" is!
First of all, Toshimitsu is the keeper.
Ryo is attacking this way, and I and Mushimegane are trying to defend with Toshimitsu's team.
Oh, I see.
Ryo is attacking and says, "Oh, no!"
Me and Zawa-kun are running like this next to Ryo.
About Ryo...
And we can't make it like this!
That's right! Let's set up "offside trap"!
One, two, and backstep!
One, two...
Oh, no! It's "offside" again!
- What do you mean "offside"!? - What do you mean "offside"!?
- There's something called "offside line".
An "offside line" consists of a keeper and another player.
This is the "offside line".
The moment you pass the ball, you have to look this way than this line.
- Oh, I see! - That's why...
- When I was about to pass the ball to Tetsuya... - Ryo-kun turns this line up.
- When I was about to pass the ball to Tetsuya... - This is the "offside trap".
- I see! - That's almost correct!
That's almost correct!
It's like "dandy" fish!
- So, unfortunately, you got it wrong. - That was close!
- The third one is "rugby". - Yes.
- Rugby is difficult, isn't it? - We're about to play it in Tokyo.
- It's "slow forward". - Oh, come on!
It's "slow forward"!
But "rugby" is about "slow forward", otherwise you can't play it seriously.
- "Slow forward" is really important! - I don't know about anything else.
If me and Sawa-kun are playing "rugby",
I think "rugby" is basically about breaking through your opponent and going to the other side like this.
But if we all try to defend against each other, it would be impossible.
We can't move faster than this person!
If we want to advance like this, Toshimitsu can't move longer than this!
Well, well, well... I don't think it's a logical explanation.
- Correct! - Come on, why?!
- Let's pretend we're in the same scene. - Ah...
- This is "slow forward". - What?!
- Ah, I was surprised.
- What does that mean? - You can't throw the ball forward.
- Ah, I've heard of that. - That's right.
- Is this "slow forward"? - It's "slow".
- Ah, "slow"! - It's "slow"!
- It's "slow", huh?! - It's not "slow" like this!
Slow Forward
The last one is a little difficult, so Toshimitsu- san has chosen it for us.
I don't know what "sport" is anymore.
- Then, Toshimitsu-san, please announce it. - Yes.
- It's "dream". - What?!
- Eh?! - It's like...
- It's too much!
- It's too much for me to know!
- Eh, wait a minute! Baseball doesn't have "dream". Soccer doesn't have "dream" either!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's "basket". - Oh!
- It's "tabu", but it's a technique to confuse your opponent. - Oh!
- In other words... - Ryo is playing "semeino" and we're playing "defense".
- We'll go in front of Ryo like this. - Then, when Ryo says "Ah, I'll pass", we'll jump in the opposite direction.
- Then, we'll completely cover both sides of our vision by jumping like this.
- Then, we'll be confused like "Oh no! I can't pass anywhere!"
- Then, another "defense" is...
- "Dreamer"!
- Then, try saying "dream" to me.
- This is "dream"!
- It's like you're having a dream, but you don't realize it. It's like you're having a dream.
- I see. - How is it?
- Too bad!
- Why?
- Maybe you're right. - What?
- Maybe you had a dream. - Maybe you made a dream.
- Oh, you didn't? - Oh, I see!
- So, in basketball from now on...
- We'll call this technique "dream". - Great!
- Maybe you're full of dreams.
- It's nice that there's "dream" other than "force". - Yeah.
- I see!
- It was "dream". - It was creative.
- So, everyone, don't get caught up in existing rules and create new ones.
- That's the message that's most important in sports.
- So, goodbye.
(upbeat music)
(shouting)